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E Pluribus Anus

Age: 22

Sex: Male

Occupation: Cook

Hobbies: Food, Anime, Ecchi, Hentai.

I'm pretty fucking weird and proud of it.

Nyan


shisno:

grandpaharleys:

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

I’ll step on a high school kids shoes. And then smile.

(via ceaselessinsanity)

— 2 weeks ago with 504994 notes
Who is this woman?! Shes gorgeous. And I’d say that even if she wasn’t nude. But her breasts look amazing. Perfect shape in my opinion

Who is this woman?! Shes gorgeous. And I’d say that even if she wasn’t nude. But her breasts look amazing. Perfect shape in my opinion

(Source: miealc, via timetravelingbear)

— 1 month ago with 142 notes
ultrafacts:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

More Ultrafacts (Source)

Weekday if it bores me, and is poisonous, bit i don’t die?

ultrafacts:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

More Ultrafacts (Source)

Weekday if it bores me, and is poisonous, bit i don’t die?

— 1 month ago with 422812 notes
ultrafacts:

More Ultrafacts (Source)

See further explanation is required.

ultrafacts:

More Ultrafacts (Source)

See further explanation is required.

— 1 month ago with 7075 notes

ultrafacts:

More facts on Ultrafacts

Stay alive my friends. It’ll get better trust me.

— 1 month ago with 11766 notes
a-wank-and-a-nap:

thirdattempt:

I just love girls who make a mess… :)

Now give me a kiss, baby! Love!

Messy is best

a-wank-and-a-nap:

thirdattempt:

I just love girls who make a mess… :)

Now give me a kiss, baby! Love!

Messy is best

(via mylittlegirlsdaddy)

— 2 months ago with 615 notes
Who is this chick? I like her

Who is this chick? I like her

(Source: thesearepeoplefucking)

— 2 months ago with 8343 notes